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The Band That Sucks

by Zebra Mountain

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1.
J.J. 02:06
"JJ" (Jacob) This is the best I got You can take it You can take it from me where I am You find me where I am Because I J.J. walk Because I J.J. walk it out Passing my crown I'm on my knees with my face on the ground Walk it out is what I do Oh, walk it out! (Jamey+JakeTyman) I think that we can go all the way Just take it step by step Day by day (Jamey) Now drag yo body an' move it Put yo back into it Get yo mind in the game, babay You gonna die if you don't (Jamey+JakeTyman) Now drag your body and move it Put your back into it Get your mind in it, babay Or you might just die
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"The Giraffe And The Make-up Artist" (Jamey) Try mixing the feeling of a bowling ball (Jamey+JakeTyman) Cuz we've all been there sometimes (Jamey) So never judge a kid who's not really feeling it Who's not really feeling it (Jacob) Sometimes you need to be a little assertive, yeah (Jamey) Come on, come on, come on people Let's make this alley a great place to be It might just be the happiest place on Earth If we read instructions, took some lessons (Jacob) So lemme hear you say... (Jamey) Oh! (Jacob) Let's show some love in here Yeah, Oh yeah (Jamey) Let's show some love in here With some Sobe I said Sobe (Jacob) Sometimes I really hate these kids God, help me to be more like you A heart that says I really love these kids (Jamey+JakeTyman) Feelings vs cravings Curses, hurting, working Deep inside my pot of gold (Jamey) Do your very very best Keep your weight above you Nobody's perfect
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"Hang It Like A Whole-Dog Trucker" (Jacob) Woooh Wow Wooooh (Jamey+JakeTyman) IT'S LIKE BEING IN (Jamey) China-Town because God accepts Where you're at and who you are right now So accept him back And do the mingle thing cuz Jesus Christ Was also a man who understands And historically I think he would have danced Right Now! (JakeTyman) Buhm bah duhm buhm buhm (Jamey) I just try to try I just try to find another day to think about (JakeTyman) And God, I won't hide in the rain forest Simply just because of all the big thick clouds (Jacob) This everything I wish I knew before
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"Rock High Priest" (Jacob) Get tan Oh yeah I can feel it in here (JakeTyman) Let the children come From the bottom of my heart I know you wanna dance We won't let anything stop us now (Jacob) This is a life where we dance (Jamey+JakeTyman) Up and down Left and right (Jacob) Moving around (Jamey+JakeTyman) God encourages to get hyphy Yeah we get hyphy You know we get hyphy heah (JakeTyman) Oh my gosh your cramping up Lemme see you drop Lemme see you drop The atmospheric pressure gauge Cuz it's driving us all crazy Yes, I plead with you now Let all the children come to Jesus All the new kids. All the scene kids (Jamey) Haha let's go (Jamey+JakeTyman) Let's get it started in here, a bit stuffy But not at all funny just cramping up the future of our scene Getting saved at all
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"You Know Cap'n Crunch Walks It Out" (Jacob) So don't give up when I am through The singing stops when walking's due So Walk it out (Jamey) {Music Drops} Walk it out (Jamey+JakeTyman) So walk it out wah wah wah walk it out (Jamey) Cuz after you see the clouds You can't just preach your mouth That's a tease so Walk it out like you mean it Hang out with your people out loud So they see your love now
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"Elven Warriors" (Robot Moe) Yeah ok here we go. Yes! (Jamey+JakeTyman) If it's a real battle against dark forces Then really win If it's a real battle against dark forces Then really win (Jamey) If it's a real battle against dark forces then really win (Jacob) We're all in this together (Jamey+JakeTyman) Fighting all the odd colored goats (Jacob) Attacking our friendships So let's defend the fortress Cuz by now I know we can't breathe On this planet much longer (Jamey+JakeTyman) Do you think you can give us some bread You can give us a hand?! We're starving out here! (Robot Moe) You keep fighting all those Odd colored goats, man You pick up a level five axe from me For fifty gold (Jamey+JakeTyman) If it's a real battle Against real dark forces-es Forces-es then really win
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"A Bear Just Walked 30 Ft. Away From Us" (Jacob) Left on the parkway We're livin it up I've got a year's worth of pay But I'm afraid that it won't be enough I've got my mouth wide open And it's starting to rain Maybe I'll drown And let go of everything I've retained I'm like a corpse; Try to find my life Under a blanket still My hands are as cold as ice I've walked a couple things to end this song I've done a million things prior But a million and a half were wrong I feel like I marry every person That I'm with I'd give it all back If You could be my first kiss Sometimes I really wish that I could forget I'd hang a thousand times If there were a rope for everything I regret I love you more than I could have imagined Today I hope to make you the one Who fills the spot inside my heart
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"Here's A Good Idea" (Jamey) Wash the hypocrite off me All the real people Are actually hanging out (DawsunHarris) {scream 0:01-0:05} If i'm gonna sing gangsta Then I betta live gangsta (DawsunHarris) {scream 0:11-0:18} If i'm gonna sing gangsta If i'm gonna sing gangsta Then I betta live gangsta (Jamey) {hi pitched girl yell} Walk it out All the people claiming... They must be hanging out If you're gonna sing gangsta Then you better live You better walk (JavierLopez) Aint no time to talk Go head you need to walk Plus talk is cheap And your soul's already been bought Find yourself caught between A rock and a hard place Will you walk it out Or stop so you can save face? You better get to movin When someone is provokin An action that you take Is louder than any word spoken (Jacob) Said It'd Start I can't explain it Wait forget Yeah there is a way out I can't wait (JordanHatch) I've got a heart of stone Can't be broken with an ice pick I need a softer touch Jesus Chrust (Jacob) I've got a heart of stone It can't be broken Even with an ice pik It needs a softer touch That I can't find anywhere But up (DawsunHarris) I can't get enough (Jacob) And I can't find enough And I can't get enough Enough of you
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"She Collects Cameras Like Guns" (StephaniePattison) I left you unexpectedly You still love me unconditionally You forgave me suprisingly You took me in willingly You even through me a party And I thought you'd forgotten me I was dead but now I'm alive Thanks to you I was revived I was lost but now I'm found Because of you I'm still around Thank you, Dad for keeping your faith Now I'm with you home safe (Jacob) This is all that I wanna say, Woh yeaaaah! This is all that I wanna say, Yeahh yeaaaah! I got a door keep it right wide open I got a door keep it right wide open For you Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah! This is my business I'll always keep you number one (JordanHatch) {Screams/Growls 1:12-1:29} This is my business ...number one (JavierLopez) I'll keep you number one Lord, that's just what I've done I'm so grateful to you, Father For your love and your glorious son I ain't gonna trip if people run their lips Don't like what they see Cuz they say I've done flipped But I'll flip my mind, my heart, my soul My everything for you Leave my door wide open, Lord So you can come on through Lose it all for you Is a chance you know I'm willing to take Wherever you lead I will go Your name I will never forsake (Jacob) This is all that I want yeah Woh! Yeah! Yeah! This is all that I want to say Yeah! Woh! This is a business I'll always keep you number one (JordanHatch) I got a door keep it right wide open I got a door keep it Yeah Yeah Yeah This is my business I'll keep you number one, Jesus Chrust I blow kisses in publuhc This is all that I want to say, Yeahh (JavierLopez) I'm so greatful Lord That you saved me from My so called life When I look in reflections I see all the anger I see all of my strife I've been washed from head to toe Look at me shining so bright I'll shine like the stars Shine like the stars So bright in the night And I'll scream From the top of my lungs From the top of the world "Jesus, you're the one. Father, The Spirit, And the glorious Son" (DawsunHarris) {scream 3:47-3:56} In Public! In Public! (Jamey) God, I wanna pray to you in public Let's make this together (DawsunHarris) Let's make this normal! (Jamey) Let's say goodbye And let's start a riot {hi pitched sang} Let's start a riot! (DawsunHarris) {scream 4:13-4:16} And let's start a riot! (JordanHatch) {scream/growl 4:17-4:27} Start a riot! Let's start a riot!
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"Maybe In N Out" (Jamey) I'm drivin down the street Thinkin where I can eat (Robot Moe) Won't be a dollar more left After that #1 meal (Jamey) So slow I'm slowin down a little bit To hang a left here Cardboard sign held by A man I see is truly in need Oh no but... (JordanHatch) {0:18-0:22} Yaaaaaah! (Jamey) This time I feel the Spirit say, "Love him with all you have" (JordanHatch) {0:22-0:25} You're weak if you give in to him (Jamey) You're weak if you give in to him God's voice doesn't sound like that Trusting you I won't die but I'll live more Live free from another idol While bringing Heaven to Earth another time Thank you, God (Jacob) {Growl 0:34-0:38} ...another time Thank you, God
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"Her Name's Cocoa, But I Call Her Killer For Short" (Jacob) No matter how far I am I know that you'll be the one I'll be thinking of (calling on) (Jamey) Come with me by yourself, just us You'll get some rest at my place (Jamey 0:57) Take some time You get some rest, oh. Take some time Get some rest. You take some time Take some time. Get some rest at my pad. Oh (Jacob 0:58) Come with me by yourself. The two of us will chill all day Take so away. Yeah yeah yeah hey... (Jamey) Come with me by yourself, just us. Yeahh ooh. (Jacob) I love the sun keep it fresh like a sunburn on my skin. Dress it up, just me and you. keep it together like an open wound. (Jamey) The power in, "Me & You" (1:52) It's the power of,"Me & You" (Jordan Hatch (1:57) Do you feel the power? (Jacob) I love the sun keep it fresh like a sunburn on my skin. Me and you. keep it together like an open wound. (Dawsun Harris (2:09) Keep it together
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"AndyRodz Is A Rock 'N Roll Hero In My Eyes (Feat. Andy Russo)" (Andy) Cookie-cut my life again! 'You're gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it.'
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"Beethoven Masssacre" (Jacob) Take me down to the river Bury me deep so my body can't be found Take me down to the water's edge Let me take a drink with your sweet words let me drown (strong hands hold me down) I drank an ocean of fire right before i came to talk to you My voice burned up in the flames Now i can't even muster a word to speak my own name Please forgive me for the things i've done I never meant to hurt you. May i marry your son? I found true love, baptised in the water of a life and a past undone Oh God, let me rest in peace and i leave my body for the worms to eat I don't need warm blood flowin through my veins Send your fire, send your fire, burn up all that remains I found true love under water Tell me what you're all about
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Kaddy 00:50
"Kaddy" (JakeTyman + Jamey) I'm afraid... (Jamey) (I'm afraid) we've found some faults in this system I vouch for change I think sometimes we forget to do da cha cha Let's all do it in here I think sometimes we forget to do da cha cha Sometimes we forget. We forget (JakeTyman) Grow, rangers, grow! (Jamey) Let's make this all real, Reno. Yow! And Now let your feelings go. (JakeTyman) Under it!
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"Life Is Fun In The Jungle" (Robot Moe) Jungle-Jungle-Jungle Fun (Jamey) It just makes me jump around,just jump around town (Jamey+JakeTyman) With my two feet forward and my whole heart hollerin' out (Jamey) Yeah, just like a telephone-prayer And my minutes all roll-over (JakeTyman) Crowd it up Yeah, crowd it out And with all your love, yeah, we kill it, huh? (Jacob) Ehhhh Double-edged servant: You know I've been sharpened up (Jamey+JakeTyman) Crowd Crowd it up, yeah Crowd it up with all your love baby, yeah With all your love (Jacob) Duran Duran And When your life gets big I know When your life gets caught I know (Jamey) Yeah, Man Let's go (Jacob) Let's go! Let's go! (Jamey) Crowd Crowd it up Say it all (Jacob) Yeah yeah yeah (Jamey+JakeTyman) Yeah yeah yeah (Jacob) It's the jungle Lure uproar of facing the groom With Ulrich, who's fallen before us (Jamey+JakeTyman) Yak yak yak Because it's the jungle (Jacob) Welcome to the jungle (Jamey) Yeaaaah!
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$panties On$ 03:53
"$panties on$" (Jacob) Right now i gotta lotta fire to fuel this flame Oh, that's a mouth full Oh, that's a mouth full And the lights shine bright on the boulevard Im'a trust you God this life is hard And you know me better than i think i do Oh i wouldn't get very far without you Be my words on my tongue soft on my lips I gotta 9mm hangin off my hip And it's loaded with a bullet tell me what you're worth Gonna feed every hungry mouth in this church Every single word comin off these pages Oh, that's a mouth full Oh, that's a mouth full Oh there's proof enough the hills turn brown in the summer time And i'm sorry for the things i've done I hate to see you cry And cry and cry and cry over me again (Jacob + Jamey) You rock your body and i, i feel you movin in here Your cleanin up so clean and washin out my soul You know your faith is measured soley by your faith You know the good life is livin like you'd die For something Great (Jacob) Everyday i love you Everyday i love you Everyday i love you more I love you more everyday (repeat) They say I should've givin up twenty years ago It seems like life goes by and you go by unknown I'm not the kinda man who gives up his dreams I'm such a fool for you and i don't know why you care for me (repeat)
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"Saw Aw, And Where'd You Get Those Kicks?" (Jacob) Pretty soon I'll be the man you always want me to be Push back the dirt I'll be a passionate seed to plant Let me breath you in i'll stay high for a lifetime (JakeTyman) When everything seems just fine, I start to depend on myself Suddenly, suddenly I feel so weak Slipping, slipping on every peel I see (Jacob) PrAY pray pray for your brothers and pray for your sisters Cuz we're all gonna die (Jacob+JakeTyman+Jamey) PrAY pray pray for your brothers and pray for your sisters Cuz we're all gonna die
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"'I Like The French Braid', Said Stacy With A Smile" (Jacob) I used to doubt you everyday like my life wasn't nothin I used wish i were dead I used to wish I were dead And every second that I lived I wanted something to give Thank you for your restoration, God Thank you, God I want your blood Yes, I want your blood Yes, I do I wanna drink it all up I wanna drink it all up I want your blood I want your sweet, sweet blood in my veins Oh yeah Fill it to the brim Let it spill all over the side Raise your glasses high Drink down Drink down Oh yeah Oh yeah Raise your glasses high Raise 'em high Drink it up, yeah Let it fill you up, oh oh yeah Raise your glasses high Were gonna party Like we wanna party like we wanna party I want your blood Yes, I want your blood Yes, I do I do (Yes I yes I do) I wanna drink it all up I wanna drink it all up I want your blood I want your sweet, sweet blood in my veins Oh yeah
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Cape 02:51
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My Lygut 03:44
"My Lygut" (Jacob) Your missunderstood I'm sorry if I've givin you a bad rep Tell me like you should, though i may not wanna hear it Let me reap the benefits of being your servant And let me give it all back cause I don't deserve it Help me drop the rules but not turn from your face oh, God i need your help not to be such a waste I know you'll find your way Theres so many choices you could choose from And I've chosen yeah I have And I will find this out and I'll leave here without a doubt Let me reap the benefits of being your servant And let me give it all back cause I don't deserve it Help me drop the rules but not turn from your face oh, God i need your help not to be such a waste I'll wake up lying dead on the floor blood stains of diamonds And rubys and diamonds and rubys I shot the wall down, gun in my hand I am a man. I'm just a man Are christians a minority in the church Are God's people a minority in the church what are we fighting for freedom of religion oh why aren't we fighting for freedom from religion oh I wanna see every eye in this room tear up I wanna see every mouth in this room throw up We've fallen short of the glory of God it's just a thing we do (Jamey+JakeTyman) Freedom from religion, oh God's true image in the city livin biddin though Yes, you know it's just a thing we do It's just a thing we do
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"Since When Is Johnny A Cannibal? (feat. Bagel)" (Jamey+JakeTyman) Yeah, start to challenge your current (thinking) Brains are so interesting (Jacob) I'm never gonna shut my mouth No matter what I'm gonna say it 'til the day I die You're a strong man arent you? You're a ladies man arent you? You're a business man arent you? What good's your business gonna do If your just gonna die? (1:20) (Jamey) God's in town (JakeTyman) But not in the weather (Jamey) I can paint it out (JakeTyman) Let's keep this together (Jamey) I can feel it now that (JakeTyman) I've got your number now (Bagel (1:20) To make your heart sing Though I'm not sure that I know how To say, "Your favorite 1-Up" But to make your heart sing I don't know where But I'll say, "Your favorite 1-Up"
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"Mom, This Is Sling-Dog" (Jacob) Breath in, in, inhale the breathe of the ghost of love Who lives within the soft hearted man And i know your blood is like water "Refreshing", he said as his body lay dead in the streets "Ooooo", said the poor boy in his time of need "Ooooo", said the poor boy in his time of suffering (Jamey+JakeTyman) Ahh, call the firefighters (Jacob) I don't know anything at all

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Zebra Mountain's debut album, containing most of their previous extended plays put together to make one large first album.

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released January 7, 2010

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