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Then I'd Be Happier
01:41
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"Then I'd Be Happier"
Push button
New ho
Koolaid on tap, all froze
If God had a plan, it'd be for Jamey Blaze
To lick this girl's face every single day
And god how I like her
I can't say I love her
So why do I bother?
But she's got my heart shaped ice cream cone
At the Antioch County Fair while I'm all at home
Because
I wish I could somehow seduce you
Then I'd be happier
Wow, Antioch?
So I get the courage to drive around those parts
Only tryin to see her in her prime, thus far
I see her on the ferris wheel
It's hard to know my place
This is an ordeal, this is an ordeal
Because
I wish I could somehow seduce you
Then I'd be happier
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"Dear Athena, It's The Foot Warmer"
Dear Athena, It's the Water Dragon
I think it's time I said I love you and your shish kababins
Yes, I know I'm being frank but that's not who I am cuz
I'm not Frank, Frank is a guy u think'll make u happy
But he just wants to marry, smack it
You know that's a bad thing
You know that will not turn out glad
You need an understanding guy you can practice Lawyer's tricks and just argue daily
I'm kidding
That's my point (You don't want that)
If I died my grave stone would say
All o' all of things I didn't say
While we laid in that bed
While you buried your head
I was warming your feet
Thinking, "Who is this chick?"
I got u in trouble? That is absurd
I'm very very sorry but knowing that is was worth
Every single person I had to talk to at first
Before I could show you my magic outside on the curb
It was worth the worst of the imaginary curses
We invented words just for hilarious purpose
We can rule the world even quicker than it turns itself
Yeah
If I died my grave stone would say
All o' all of things I didn't say
While we laid in that bed
While you buried your head
I was warming your feet
Thinking, "Who is this chick?"
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93, A Great Year
02:34
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"93, A Great Year"
Yeah, my favorite little bitchez born in '93
Cuz bitchez born in '93 in love with me
Almost as much I'm in love with all my drums and sing
Almost as World Famous Pool Boyz song, "I'm In Love With Me"
The fuckin power
Fuckin money
Fuckin fuckin fuckin turkey
Fuckin stuffing
Her face is power like the gods in Greece
Her patooty has wisdom, it stays away from me
You're not too good for me
I know it
You clench your blanket to your face just to show it
I'm not too good for she
She knows it
I wrote a whole EP about her just to show it
She said, "If we become a thing, I know u'd be
The best thing in the whole wide fuckin thing"
I know that-yes I really know-no-no-no-yes-yes
I know that, why u think i write about
I know myself
I like what I see
I think I found myself a girl as beautiful as me
And yes she's only one but
Maybe she's a twin. I'm
Wishful thinkin bad thoughts
Breaking polygamy
'I just don't wanna break 'x's'
You're not too good for me
I know it
You clench your blanket to your face to show it
I'm not too good for she
She knows it
I wrote a whole EP about her just to show it
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