"All I Want For Xmas.." I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I still want some fucking presents underneath the Christmas tree I don't need to hang my stocking, there upon the fireplace Santa Claus can make me happy with a toy on Christmas day I just you for my own, more than you could ever know Make my wish come true.. All I want for Christamas is you All I want for Christamas is you I don't ask for much this Christmas, I don't even wish for snow I'm just gonna keep on waiting underneath this camel's toe I will make a list and send it to the north pole for St. Nick I won't even stay up late to hear that magic shredder pick Cause I just want you here tonight, holding onto me so tight What more can I do? All I want for Christmas is juice All I want for Christmas is juice All I want for Christmas is juice All I want for Christmas is juice All I want for Christmas is...

“E-n-e” I can move it, if you really want me to I can really, really, really, really love you And I fuckin hate The way you slap me in the face every fuckin day Jacquelene, e-n-e: your true identity Jacquelene, e-n-e: your true identity I really think we can love each other forever All you think is I'm pullin a motherfuckin lever everyday You think my shit is hella fake Got nothin else.. Jacquelene, e-n-e: your true identity I ain't got nothin but love for you I ain't got nothin but love for two Not just for you; for the dog too Jacquelene, e-n-e: your true identity

"Untitled Tree" Feeding me your heart, I can tell you that you're art, The way you treat me, I know you need me, The way you read me You can trust me I love you so much more, in so many respects Everyone feels like we're just a couple rejects But that'll be okay, If I can love you everyday So many words unspoken for the lack of liberty These words are coming from me, refuse to flow free But I mean what I say, even if it doesn't mean the same for you Meet me on the back of this tree You can smoke me But that won't stop me I'm not leaving Meet me on the back of this tree You can smoke me But that won't stop me I'm not leaving Feeding you my heart, I can tell you from the start The way I treat you, you know I need you, The way I read you, you can trust me Just try to trust me You love me so much more, in every respect You know I know, You know I know, You know I can protect We will be okay If you can love me everyday So many words unspoken for the lack of liberty These words are coming from me, refuse to flow free But I mean what I say, even if it doesn't mean the same for you Meet me on the back of this tree You can smoke me But that won't stop me I'm not leaving

"I Want M-donals" Jackie Jackie Jackie I want m-donals Drivin down the street, Why do you have to hit me? I.. I want m-donals No, how bout Del Taco, Dominos, just some fuckin fast food, please I really need to eat (I want m-donals) Please, it's my money I made it workin my ass off every fuckin day Greatest of way.. Don't wanna wait for the ebby tebby to come in Just wanna fuckin eat some McDonald today Don't wanna buy no grocery Let's just go home and watch tv With some McDonald in my mouth, pretty please Just want some fast food Don't wanna kiss you, gimme the fast food Jackie Jackie Jackie I want m-donals Alright, I'll kiss you So long as you have french frie breath Jackie Jackie Jackie I want m-donals

"If We Didn’t..” Meet me on the back page Meet me on the front page I'll see you tomorrow ....won't follow I'll follow you home everyday I'll follow you home in the creepiest way And I'll see you... Every fuckin day Through your window, I see you, fuck, oh! Jacquelene, Jacqueline, what's the difference? Through your window, I see you, fuck, oh! Jacquelene, Jacqueline, what's the difference? I just wanna be your boyfriend, only on the weekend Just a best friend every other day of the week: shit's hella weak But you wanted more I gave you more Even if you didn't take me home, I'da stayed anyway Through your window, I see you, fuck, oh! Jacquelene, Jacqueline, what's the difference? Through your window, I see you, fuck, oh! Jacquelene, Jacqueline, what's the difference? You didn't choose me, I chose you You had no choice You'll never me, I'll never leave you I'll never let you go Because you know.. I'll be here for the rest of your miserable fuckin life Through your window, I see you, fuck, oh! Jacquelene, Jacqueline, what's the difference? Through your window, I see you, fuck, oh! Jacquelene, Jacqueline, what's the difference?

"Don't Hate Me And Shit" I tell you everyday to stop puttin that fuckin makeup on your face Since you love it so much.. Just fuckin marry that shit You don't need it to help boost your self esteem, that's for me I love you, and shit Girl, I love you, girl Girl, I love you I really do I tell you you're beautiful every fuckin day of your life Why is it..every fuckin time I go to take a shit, you think.. I'm just masturbating I fuckin love you, girl I wanna fuck you everyday of the week Just fuck me? Right I gotta dick, and shit I gotta leave that shit in the toilet Gotta inspect my shit, so you know I didn't masturbate today Leavin the door open when I poo That smell isn't for you But you need it, because I am pooping Girl, I love you, girl Girl, I love you Jacquelene! I love you, and shit Girl, I love you, girl Girl, I love you I really do Jacquelene!

"Gee Boeez" Just sit in that chair and love god Oh, shit I love you just as much as I love me I know myself like you do, me I know just exactly how you do me every other night We're down to every other night, now I feel exactly right, now I feel like doing it right now, right now Right? Right Right now Fuck.. Man, well exactly: Fuck Wait, I.. What? It started when I wrote a book I never wrote that hook Jamey writes all my song for me Makes me kinda really horny Everyday I pray to the lord Jamey will write me a new fucking song Everyday I pray to the lord Jamey wears the cutest thongs I love you just as much as I love me I know myself like you do, me I know just exactly how you do me every other night We're down to every other night, now I feel exactly right, now I feel like doing it right now, right now Right? Right Right now Fuck.. Man, well exactly: Fuck Wait, I.. What? It started when I wrote a book I never wrote that hook Jamey writes all my song for me Makes me kinda really horny Everyday I pray to the lord Jamey will write me a new fucking song Everyday I pray to the lord Jamey wears the cutest thongs Everyday I pray Every.. Everyday I pray Suckin on a D in more ways than three God, it makes me free to look hella pretty Everyday I pray Every.. Everyday I pray I just imagine you in that dress everyday, boy Everyday I pray Every.. Everyday I pray All these mothafuckas tryna suck a fuckin D All these muthafuckas tryna suck on me Cause all these muthafuckas tryna suck on me Everyday I pray Every.. Everyday I pray Cause Ima gay boy.. (laughs) Gay boyy.. Gey Boy (laughs again) Gee Boiz

"Towards Hort" Volly, you know that you're the one You know that you have two legs to walk on You know you'll feed your baby with the two b-- Every single day, they'll wanna drink And so do I Men that are passers-by even want.. They're thirsty They're thirsty I'm just another tac in the wall Jackie, why do you make me crawl.. Towards safety.. Towards safety Volly, you know that you're the one You know that you have two legs to walk on You know you'll feed your baby with the two b-- Every single day, they'll wanna drink And so do I Just another tac in the wall Jackie, why do you make me crawl.. Towards safety Towards safety Towards safety God, you know I love you Towards safety Crawl for me Ball for me The ball's in your court I really wanna hort Girl, you makin me really wanna hort What the fuck is a hort? What the fuck is a hort? Towards safety Towards safety Towards safety God, you know I love you Towards safety Crawl for me Ball for me The ball's in your court I really wanna hort Girl, you makin me really wanna hort What the fuck is a hort? What the fuck is a hort?

"A Pretty Fucked Up Way To The H-God" That's two fucked days And one shitty night You knew this was coming, it's not rain in July The program stopped, it's hault and catch fire What you do next is not all that is dire You have a life to live outside of this state Fifty seas to cross and twenty things to pray Just make a list, it starts with this It starts with this... That's two fucked days And one shitty night You knew this was coming, it's not rain in July The program stopped, it's hault and catch fire What you do next is not all that is dire You have a life to live outside of this state Fifty seas to cross and twenty things to pray Just make a list, and it starts with this! Just make a list, and it starts with this... It's been a lonely road It's been a lonely road It's been a lonely road It's been a lonely road A pretty fucked up way to find my soul It's been a lonely road

“Volly’s Old Self Storage” When bombs were made to burst, what did you expect? (five by five) You know that you're the worst? (five by five) That's why we're the perfect match (five by five) Our rents up, find a place to move this shit Bombshells were made to hurt You're the only one that did.. Volly's old self storage rent is up So, say goodbye Good bye Bye Volly's old self storage rent is up The end is nigh.. Why? Gotta move by five Volly's old self storage rent is up So, say goodbye Good bye Bye When bombs were made to burst, what did you expect? (bye bye, bye bye) You know that you're the worst? (bye bye, bye bye) That's why we're the perfect match (bye bye, bye bye) Our rents up, find a place to move this shit Bombshells were made to hurt You're the only one that did.. Volly's old self storage rent is up So, say goodbye Good bye Bye Volly's old self storage rent is up The end is nigh.. Why? Gotta move by five Volly's old self storage rent is up So, say goodbye Good bye Bye (five by five) (bye bye, bye bye)